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A Rush Of Blood To The Head

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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spiderjewel:

uglyfun:

LIST OF GRIEVANCES:

  • WICCAN WIKI NOT CALLED WICCAPEDIA
  • HARRY POTTER WIKI NOT CALLED WITCHIPEDIA
  • WICCAN WIKI CALLED WITCHIPEDIA INSTEAD OF WICCAPEDIA, THUS PREVENTING HARRY POTTER WIKI FROM BEING CALLED WITCHIPEDIA
  • SIMPSONS WIKI NOT CALLED KWIK-E-PEDIA

LIST OF EXONERATIONS:

  • NICKELODEON WIKI CALLED NICKIPEDIA

LIST OF THINGS THAT AREN’T GREAT, COULD BE BETTER:

  • DISNEY WIKI NOT CALLED MICKEYPEDIA BUT A REALLY UGLY DISNEY FAN WEBSITE FROM 1994 IS

I like that Mickeypedia predates Wikipedia so at the time it was a bad-sounding pun and the world evolved around it to make it stronger

Gives you hope

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communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

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meatloves:

the cucumber saga

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smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

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tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

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asylum-art:

Néle Azevedo :Ice Men Figuriines in Belfast, Ireland

brazilian artist néle azevedo ,presented as part of the belfast
festival at queen’s university in northern ireland.
the artwork is a collection of hundreds of carved ‘ice-men’, ‘Monumento Minimo’, perched readily side by side on the steps of custom house in the city of belfast, a carefully prepared intervention that slowly thawed under the heat of the day. the figures sit slouched, with legs dangling – an oddly charming set of characters
full of aloof charisma. the project was selected by the curator of the event as a tribute to titanic victims,  the ephemeral artwork a powerful expression of  the transitory nature of life, and death.

(Source: youtube.com, via johnny3594)

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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